So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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