these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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