I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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