Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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