pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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