So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
