The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Floor bacon is actually really good
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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