She said her name was "party"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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