It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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