We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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