How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
and i looked up. we had an audience...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Shame is for Republicans.
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