discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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