I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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They took my balls.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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