speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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