1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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