dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think im going to throw up on grandma
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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