i just google imaged poop.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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