it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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