Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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