i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
All the doctor said was why
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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