What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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