If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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