weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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