I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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