Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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