It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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