Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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