My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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