Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore

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(813): View more from Florida

Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.

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(720): View more from Colorado

When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

someone was throwing condoms at us.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

no, they just magically show up around you.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?

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JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.

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(317): View more from Indiana

This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...

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