Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon