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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?

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(802): Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase? http://tfl.nu/m4dc

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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.

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yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.

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(765): yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker. (1-765): yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married. http://tfl.nu/4wae

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(231): View more from Michigan

I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.

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(231): I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic. http://tfl.nu/t71g

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(917): View more from New York City

WISH UPON A TAMPON

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They constantly get farther than me.

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tampons.

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(917): WISH UPON A TAMPON (718): They constantly get farther than me. (718): tampons. http://tfl.nu/tcn2

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(631): View more from New York

I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.

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(631): I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future. http://tfl.nu/mg9l

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(410): View more from Maryland

i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv

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(410): i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv http://tfl.nu/8yma

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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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(+82): I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes. http://tfl.nu/b0wk

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(713): View more from Texas

counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.

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(713): counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet. http://tfl.nu/nzku

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(970): View more from Colorado

Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."

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(970): Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college." http://tfl.nu/qe42

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(914): View more from New York

Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested

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(914): Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested http://tfl.nu/5edf

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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again

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(410): holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again http://tfl.nu/wjyj

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision

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(401): I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision http://tfl.nu/c6qu

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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.

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(256): I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though. http://tfl.nu/tmsk

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(269): View more from Michigan

After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.

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(269): After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book. http://tfl.nu/qxs9

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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.

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(217): This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay. http://tfl.nu/8do2

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