i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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