yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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