I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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