So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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