Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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