I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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