This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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