Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize