You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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