I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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