I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
