I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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