we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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