i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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