My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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