It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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