There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
