Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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