its not stalking. its research.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
