I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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