Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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