I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Welp...herpes.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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