this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.