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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  That's why Kanye is a gay fish.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.

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• (909): View more from California

  he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.

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