My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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