Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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